|Health and safety mate? Never 'eard of it.|
|Ratonga mentor or conspiracy theorist in a bathrobe?|
|Right you kids! Scrub that off this minute!|
|Spend too long around gnomes and this could happen to you|
|Standing next to a giant anchor does not give you gravitas.|
I should know better than to listen to Gnomes with Ideas but this one time I think it turns out okay. But that is a story for another day, when I write about my adventures in the Battlegrounds.