First Impressions: WoW Classic

The big day is here at last! I was looking forward to it so much that I forgot all about it until after breakfast, when I saw this report from Massively OP. I reminded Mrs Bhagpuss, who sounded excited then promptly went back to felting  the solar system (apparently NASA says Pluto is a planet after all so now she has to make that too). She has yet to log in or even make a character.

It was about half past eight in the morning when I clicked the WoW Classic icon on my desktop. Based on previous experience, bolstered by the MOP report, I expected things to be busy. Given that most of Europe probably didn't pull an all-nighter, I thought there might even be queues.

Maybe on Firemaw, Gehennas, Golemag and Shazzrah. The other ten? Not so much.

At 5pm UK time (6pm EU) one more server is High, all the rest are Medium except Hydraxian Warlords and Ashbringer, which are still Low. Thnk I definitely picked the right server.

Login was smooth and immediate. There I was at that odd little camp on the ice in the dwarven starting area, the name of which I have already forgotten even though I was there for most of the morning. It was reasonably busy. For a normal MMORPG these days it would have seemed positively lively. For what is effectively launch day for one of the most hyped events in the history of one of the genre's titans, though? Again, not so much that you'd notice. Maybe it's the layering.

Chat was upbeat and positive. Everyone was talking in full, grammatical sentences, using good English with very little slang. I took it to mean most of them were using their second language.

It stayed that way for about half an hour, at which point some wiseapple announced that the servers would be 80% deserted in a month. Chat deteriorated into an orgy of triumphalism about how superior we all were to be playing Classic rather than Live, at which point I switched it off.

I fiddled about with a couple of settings but I didn't change much. I'm not using any Addons so everything's pretty much out of the tin. With that done I looked around, saw some dwarf with a ! for a hat about twenty yards away, spoke to him and we were off.

Well, almost. First I had to stare in awe at the quest text. It was typing itself out a word at a time! I don't recall seeing that in any MMORPG before. It makes the whole thing take about as long as if there was voice acting, only without any of the theoretical interest and insight a line reading brings to the text.

At first I thought it would be very annoying but after a few quests I decided I quite liked it. For some reason (the arcane thought processes of the designer, presumably) the text only unfurls in its stately manner when the questgiver lays out the terms and conditions. When you return with the hand-in everything happens at normal speed. Probably just as well. I have a feeling ghost-typing is going to get old quite fast.

From then on it really was business as usual. For gameplay, population density was just about perfect. There were exactly the right number of dwarves and gnomes to keep all the more "difficult" areas (the Snow Troll Cave mostly) open and easy to navigate, while still leaving plenty of spawns for everyone. Absolutely no lines needed.

I killed some wolves, I killed some boars. I killed some troggs. I killed some snow trolls. I delivered some letters. I took a mug of coffee mornbrew from one dwarf to another then brought back the mug. This is the gameplay that stunned the world back in 2004? Maybe you had to be there.

I was kind of having fun all the same, although as I played a couple of thoughts kept running through my mind:  "This is nowhere near as compulsive and satisfying as starting on an EverQuest Progression server" and "This isn't any slower or harder than leveling a new character in the free trial on Live".

If you're going to be a delivery guy you have to wear shorts. Now, where did I leave my gearless bike?

Since my mind was by no means fully engaged with the gameplay, which seemed to consist of an increasing number of kills for each quest and more and more drops relying on rng, I pondered over why I wasn't quite feeling it. There's the obvious nostalgia factor: I don't have any. Compare that to EQ, where I get warm fuzzies about every ten paces in every starter zone in the game (Okay, not Crescent Reach). I don't think that's the main drag anchor, though.

Maybe it's because I already do this all the time. Without much exaggeration, half of my play hours probably involve starting new characters on servers or in games where I have nothing and have to pull myself up by my bootstraps. I'm extremely used to having no money, no resources, no gear and little idea what I'm doing. A lot of people playing Classic probably haven't done anything like this for years. I do it every week.

After a good ponder I came to the tentative conclusion that the real joy-stealer for me is the questing. Not because I don't like kill ten rat and fedex quests. I enjoy them a lot, provided I run across them in a way that feels natural, organic and, yes, immersive. In WoW, questing is none of those things.

Now that's more like it. Forest green leathers for that traditional Hunter look.

I remember, back when the game launched, the idea of questgivers having markers over their heads was highly controversial. It was often used as shorthand for the dumbing down of the genre. It was also very successful, as was the increasing use of quests as the prime means of gaining experience to level up.

Both spread across the genre to the extent that it can be hard to recall what it was like before those mechanics existed. WoW Classic supposedly relies a lot less on either than the Live game and it's said not to have Quest hubs as we know them at all. Those came later, or so I read. I have to say it doesn't feel that way.

I did the first five levels in the Dwarf starting area. It took me a little less than two hours, which I am pretty sure is significantly less than it took me to get my free trial Panda, Worgen or Goblin to the same level on Live. Whether it will slow down over the next few levels we shall see. So far, the supposed slower gameplay is not evident to me at all.

I really like "raise on use" skills. but I wish they made a bit more of them.
I didn't even notice the text until I was Level 4.

Those five levels seemed as though they were mostly on rails. I did a quest, handed it in, some Dwarf or Gnome in line of sight would suddenly grow an exclamation point hat and off I went again. I lacked agency and felt it. At one point I was mousing over my xp bar and calculating how many kills I'd need to grind the level instead of questing. (Thirty at Level four, forty at Level six, if I remember correctly).

Other than that, a lot of things were fun. Animations were excellent and I couldn't help thinking the spell effects were bigger and more impressive than I was used to on Live. That can't be true, surely? I also spent five minutes or more watching a rabbit. It had unpredictable and non-repetitive pathing, sprayed snow as it hopped and left a varying trail of paw prints. That seems incredibly sophisticated for 2005. Anyone know if it's authentic Vanilla bunny behavior?

Loot was plentiful and quite satisfying. I equipped all the grey gear, vendored the vendor loot (no little gold dot to identify the trash, I noticed), ate some of the food and wished a bag would drop. No luck. I can see I'm going to have to take up tailoring, as usual.

Who are you calling a monkey, pal?

I trained Track Animals, a skill I forgot hunters had, and found it very useful for all the endless boar killing I was tasked with by dwarves who mysteriously can't leave their posts. I spent most of the two silver I'd made on a pair of vendor-sold pants and a jerkin because they looked so much better than the mismatched hand-me-downs I was wearing. A dwarf in shorts? Come on....

That meant I didn't have the money to buy my combat skills but it hardly seemed to matter. In the first five levels my health rarely went under 90%. The result of every fight was never in doubt and I don't even have a pet yet.

When I dinged five I'd had enough of the trainer wheels. I stlll had a quest or two left but I wanted my freedom. I ran through the pass, which I remember being a challenge when I first played back in 2009. There wasn't a mob to be seen. All the other gnomes and dwarves jogging through had exterminated every living thing.

Train to Kharanos! In a manner of speaking.

I trotted into Kharanos, where naturally someone asked me to deliver something and off we went yet again on the merry round of doing what other people want. The mobs here were a level above me and took longer to kill but there was still no risk unless a bear decided to join in. That happened a couple of times and I ran away, which solved the problem. Leashes are very short in WoW Classic.

I'd been playing for around three hours and I'd reached Level 6 when I finally bit off more than I could chew. I had the quest for Wendigo Manes. I knew full well I'd had terrible trouble with it ten years ago, and again when I played a Gnome Hunter more recently.

Ignoring precedent, I barrelled into the Wendigo caves and started killing. It was fine for a while. The caves were busy and wendigos were scarce, as were their manes. After a while, without me noticing, the crowd thinned and wendigos began to proliferate.

Go towards the light. Not like there's any other choice.

I got a couple of adds a level higher than me. I ran them off but in a cave that meant picking up more wendigos so I ended up running further than I expected. It worked a couple of times but then I had to abandon a kill without looting it. With manes being so rare I couldn't have that, so next time I got an add while the mob I was killing was nearly down I stuck on him 'til he died then tried to loot, even though another wendigo was clawing at my back.

Step too far. The second wendigo stunned me and killed me as I was kneeling down trying to peel the mane off his friend. An entirely avoidable death but one that did make me think I probably needed to be slightly more careful in future.

And that's where I left it. I had a couple of real life things to do so I collected my corpse, legged it back to the Inn, sat in a chair and logged out. Not a bad first session but nothing like the "you had to be there" experience I was hoping for. I wonder if that was really something that only happened at the US launch yesterday?

I'm a dwarf! I drink anywhere!

That said, when I finish this post I'm going to log in and carry on so I guess I must be enjoying myself. I might do my Guild Wars 2 dailies first, though. And log in to Riders of Icarus. Oh, and go do the first of the new Panda quests in EverQuest II.

I don't think there's anything going on in WoW Classic that can't wait.